How to Share Germs

The wisdom of an almost-five-year old: Jacob proudly told me during lunch today, "I know how you share germs, Mom -- you touch someone's face who isn't sick." Yes, you are right. Can you tell that the pink eye fairy visited our house this week?

And then, a lightbulb lit up in his little head. "I know another way!"

"You do?"

"Yeah! If you throw up on someone, that will share your germs, too."

Boys. Their comments keep me in stitches. And I hope the vomiting fairy stays away, because we also had the fever fairy visit again this week.